Top Ten list - Why Men prefer Guns over Women:#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep anothe...r gun for a ba...ckup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR
Hope you and your gun are very happy together.
ReplyDeletehahaahhha messed up but all very funny!
ReplyDeleteha ha it's not how i think, but how my best friend thinks he's the one in the picture
ReplyDeleteThose are some pretty funny reasons.
ReplyDeleteI have to admit some of those things are true.
ReplyDeleteWell if you like your gun so much why dont you just marry it!!!.. Have you ever tried to get head from a gun though? just put it in the barrel.. and BAM! whoops... sex change!
ReplyDeleteOh Wow!!! haha that's pretty true though.
ReplyDeletefunny joke!
ReplyDeleteYou forgot that with guns, bigger is better, JUST KIDDING. Nice picture, your friend has quite the collection.
ReplyDeletethat picture was taken about 4 years ago and collection has grown ten fold
ReplyDeleteHilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteI have a friend just like that.
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